2003 infomercials - out with the new, return to the old

Are you tired of getting your news second-hand from unreliable friends and co-workers? Often information can be distorted, misinterpreted or just plain wrong!

(A large flashing red ‘X' appears over footage of water-cooler chitchat.)

Oh, no!

Now, there is a solution! The newspaper you are currently reading comes daily with fully researched news items, accurate and timely! No more having to double-check facts from office hearsay! No more frustration over missing the television news program! With a newspaper, you stay informed when it is convenient for you! All for – not 50, not 45, not 40, but 35 cents an issue! But wait! That's not all…
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